I GOT TO SEE JIMMY FALLON TODAY

my iphone can let understand the location “pizza” and not “pennsylvania station new york”

it’s maddie’s birthday and i miss her

hopefully she sees this post sometime

you know what i realized two days ago

i have met jason sudeikis

i just never realized he was the jason sudeikis that was famous

the life of me…..

welcome to the old club

i bought beer to use in making the chili

and i drink margaritas when i go out with my mom

that’s what i’ve done since turning 21

hey everyone i am 21 now

btw

on sunday i spent 6 hours making chili 

it was the best 6 hours i have ever spent

you know you’re old when you tell your mom you’re thinking about going to new york and her response is “that sounds like fun”